THE WORLD FAMOUS GZG ECC XIV Quote Board

Friday
Marty: There aren't any "1"'s left, Steve!
Steve (rolling 4d6): I found some!

Aaron: It is line, not a plane
Jon & Ron: I thought it was a helicopter

Ron: Martin, do they really still sell circus peanuts?
Martin: No! I've been saving these for 20 years!

Saturday
Stuart: Remember I said 'That Tank would brew up'? I've played this game before

(After indy barely combat kills a tank)
Stuart: Since you did that, you get the tiniest fire marker I have

Stuart: Roll a die. 1f you fail...
(Greg rolls a 2, failing)
Indy: That's gonna hurt
Stuart (Rolling damage and turning away): I don't want to look

Unknown: F'n MG's... F'n MG's

Mark Kinsey: Have you blown anything up, Martin?
Martin: Only my dreams

Sunday
Indy: Steve, I have some prizes (for his game) for you.
Steve: Oh, I didn't know I was getting prizes! Thank you!
Aaron: They're because you came in first in the swim suit contest.

Aaron: Virtual gaming has not adequately prepared me for real life gaming

Ron: Do I have range? I need 50 inches?
Steve: No, sorry, you are just like a pubic hair too far away.
Aaron: Well, that's an awkward range measurement...

Aaron: Sunday math is hard.

Aaron: The power dial, it goes higher than "1"
Stuart: It's a laser pointer, not a laser
Aaron: Well, you did say you were ranging. You found the range.

Mark: I get to move 2" backwards
Evan: How cute!

Steve: You can't win without infantry
Aaron: This shows a difference in doctrine. Theirs: Suicide their infantry. Ours: All our armor is expendable.

Aaron: Are they allowed to fire at buildings. That's the objective.
Steve: I agree it's not right, but that doesn't mean they can't.
Stuart immediately chiming in: I would.

Stuart: I've got shooting! I've got shooting!

Mark Kinsey: Indy, they told me that I need three 1's' and that to get them I need you to give me a hug
Indy: Social distancing, man!
Mark: Come on, help a brother out. You've got 1's to spare!

Greg: Get off the road, old fart! It's a 45! (Greg had just moved his Crusader to the rear of Jon's Panzer III)

Ron: I'm going to try and convince (your infantry team) to join our side
Indy: They can't, the combat cars are right there
Stuart: The combat cars are what we call "Highly persuasive"

Aaron: Your plan resulted in horrific casualties and total victory. The best of both worlds.